i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
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i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
Fuck men. I'm going to go eat a package of cookie dough and get fat. I hope I die of salmonella.
do you think the bartender judged us for asking for shots of well vodka and water chasers?
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
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I'm pretty sure I swallowed a whole condom
Just saw you in traffic. You may have noticed me, I was the corpse driving the white car.
I think Saturday night will always be a mystery to me, except for buying an excessive amount of birthday shots for everyone and yelling BIRTHDAY SHOTS before every shot.
Also Fuck you Stephen King and Fuck the horse you rode in on, making me cry In front of my coworkers.
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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