Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
just spent $80 on an im sorry breakfast from mcdonalds for everyone sleeping in my apartment for being a drunkass and locking everyone out of the apartment at 2am.
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
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His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
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He offered to take my unemployed self out for drinks, but I really just want him to buy me the Beyoncé album
I just noped my wife on Tinder. Turns out I was the second one to find out that we both have it.
I had sex with him for the first time drunk, dressed in a toddler overall tutu costume, at 2pm. Horrible start.
If you had asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be right now at 26 years old, I can bet you one million dollars that "tweezing out my nose hairs before I go in to get laser hair removal on my upper lip" would NOT have been the answer
I'm starting to notice a direct correlation between blackouts and broken bones...
Ever try to swallow something and have it go up into your nose instead? Yeah, I just sneezed bacon.
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