I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
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you were stealing lawn gnomes and punching cars. I'm not surprised you got arrested.
I think misery doesn't even think of me as company anymore. I'm an unofficial roommate.
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
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Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
To be clear, the next time I wake up with your dick inside me, I will reach down and grab one and squeeze until it pops like a grape. You've been warned.
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
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