And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
a chick just tried to cover her fart by sneezing. it didn't work
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
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you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
You were too busy being proud of your penis shaped pancakes to notice...
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
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Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
But I've also made plans to crash a black tie event wearing a storm trooper helmet. I think I've found the love of my life..
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
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