i just realized Britney Spears and I are more alike than I thought. Both of us have our parents in complete control of our lives, we both have restraining orders on previous boyfriends, and we all know both of us can put on a hell of a show
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
Margaritas ran out of lime juice. Substituted Jaeger. Jaegerita not good.
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You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
Dude, I think someone on your skype account may have seen me beat off. I used your computer and didnt realize you were still signed in. Please tell me no one was on...
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at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
I apologized for the whole SWAT team incident to the roommate.
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
Just made a diving catch to save a handle of Fireball falling out of the car. ESPN worthy.
Banged former boss. Adulthood achievement unlocked.
You told me you were trying to learn all the MLB ballparks while you waited for your porn to load.
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