that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
Dibs on passing out in front of the toilet.
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
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He soundtracked our prebreakup sex, our breakup, and out postbreakup sex. At least he's dedicated.
I wish the inside of the tampon box said "CONGRATULATIONS YOUR NOT A MOTHER!"
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
I'm like a walking PSA for tequila shots
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
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He came over hammered at four in the morning with roses trying to get me back when my new fling opened the door he just stood there crying for 40mins even after we closed the door
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
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