went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
I gambled and lost. Had to pull into a funeral home to clean up with a copy of my resume.
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
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Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
Apperanlty I was screaming "It's hard to swim with a broken ankle sir" and then tackled the lifeguard. The joys of blackouts
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
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A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
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