I just woke up to my FedEx of contacts I've been waiting for for about a week and my hungover ass went to the bathroom and used beer instead of contact solution.
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
nutella sex= disaster
Some creeps at the festival started talking to me, so I told them I was going change my tampon. Worked like a charm.
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Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
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I lose my morals, my dignity, and my selfie stick :(
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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