Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
I'm going to buy you a pony but under one condition: you have to name it sarah jessika parker
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It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
You would be too ashamed to ever love me again if you saw the filth I just created. It brings unspeakable dishonor to the nacho dynasty. Like I raped the king's daughter, cut off her hands and made him eat them that's how hard I fucked up nachos.
Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
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There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
I just spent a solid 3 minutes trying to figure out how to send a smell through my phone
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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