didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
i should probably find things i have in common with someone besides drinking, before having sex with them
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double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
I can't tell if your life is amazing or needs reevaluation when "did I get hit with a nightstick" is a legitimate question.
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
The cabbie told me fat girls shouldn't wear tight clothes, and that he feels bad for the guys that have to be underneath them, especially because their positions are "very limited" and proceeded to ask me if I had a trash can and if I could throw something away for him. Don't worry though, he promised it wasn't anything "bad". He then handed me a tied up grocery bag with a bunch of wadded up Kleenex that weighed about 3 pounds. To answer your question, yes I made it home. Fml
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I wish there were birth control emojis
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
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