You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
My 8 year old wants to name our new cat "fur burger". how do i explain that this is not really appropriate?
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
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Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
he got promoted. that means i have now given my new boss chlaymida. i need a new job.
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
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I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
I am thankful for thumbs.
Because without thumbs, we would be dolphins.
Land dolphins.
It was all fun and games until she said "you're so pretty I wanna punch you in the face" and the proceeded to punch her in the face
Having sex with my girlfriend wearing my old Tom Brady jersey on the day he's freed is the closest I'll come to a 3way with Tom
I just realized, you're dating a guy named Jameson. That is another level of whiskey dick.
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