If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
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I'm eating cereal out of the pocket of my flannel right now
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
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The words "me," "sober," and "new years eve" do not go together. Ever.
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
I just woke up in the closet wearing nothing but a Santa hat.
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