i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
please don't text me until you can spell three letter words again.
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im just sayin im driving an hr to pick her up, just cause shes your gf doesnt mean i shouldnt be entitled to a bj
He spent the entire date challenging me to chugging contests.
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
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Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
My brother really should've known better than to make me go egg hunting with his daughter when I was entirely too drunk to do so. Threw up in a plant in front of her.
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
Remind me later when I want to buy more drinks that there's a 20 in my bra
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