Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
God gave me these boobs for a reason other than for people to throw things down them.
My natural self cock block skills kicked in last night. I could've got on like 2 chicks but i ended up throwing up all over my van instead.
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she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
there is nothing like a happy birthday present when you wake up with a bow on your vagina.
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
I just melted my phone trying to make cookies. I think that's a sign.
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That moment when you cant decide between eating spaghetti or a Popsicle for breakfast
I caught myself flirting with clients today. Someone needs to take me to pound town before I self destruct. This is a code red. I repeat code red.
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
Three Asian guys got on the elevator with a handle of Hennessey and a sleeping bag. This is not the start of a joke.
How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
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