You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
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She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
I feel like getting drunk at the airport is sort of a rite of passage into adulthood, but maybe i should reserve that occasion for a flight thats not just 1 hr
I moved out... There's nothing left but his childhood trophies...
You should make him a new one, you know like "you suck at relationships but thanks for trying participation award"
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Legitimately sent a work email with "Hey, you kids, get off my lawn" as the subject line.
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
For a second I thought I had fallen asleep on the floor and freaked out. Then I thought somehow I was on drugs. This is my life.
They offered me pot brownies in 7 minutes flat. Imagine my horror when I had to be like, are those gluten free?
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
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