Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
i saw her thong sticking out from across the bar...that was my cue
Just had perfomance review. I was told the best example of my integrity was when I told my boss I was going to fail the random drug test due to my weekend coke binge. She said that took a lot of character.
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
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well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
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I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
Those two lesbians inspired me. A whole new way to roll. Fuck shots. Gallons of vodka is the new tequila.
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
God I need to hump something, right now.
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
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