She was so happy she found her sunglasses, that she blew me. Im now randomly hiding things of hers in hopes she'll find them and I'll get a repeat performance.
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
this stripper weighs a pound. I feel like I should tip her in food.
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
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She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
I wish buying curtains was as easy as buying drugs. I already KNOW what I want and what the outcome will be: awesome.
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I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
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