I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
He picked me up from the airport wearing nothing but a trench coat and a bow on his dick
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
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My glasses are somewhere in your living room. Also, my underwear might be in your bathroom or on or around your porch. Sorry.
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
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GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
My one night stand from last night is currently mowing my lawn for me.
Never let your siblings swipe right.
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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