Just spun two beer bottles and Placed them in my pockets perfect... I feel like the clint eastwood of drunks
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
You should ask if we are margaritasing tomorrow. and yes i did just turn that into a verb
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
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Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
She asked if I wanted to "Mormon Motorboat" her, which I guess is just motor-boating her through her cloths. Turns out I did.
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
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I get a little bitchy. We all know that
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
If you had asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be right now at 26 years old, I can bet you one million dollars that "tweezing out my nose hairs before I go in to get laser hair removal on my upper lip" would NOT have been the answer
Your penis caused this!
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
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