But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
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my mouth is as dry as a post-menopausal camel on antidepressant's vagina.
You're just mad because I look hotter in my mug shot than you do in yours
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
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He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
I didn't have any lime for my chaser.. so after my shot I ate a handful of lime flavored chips. Didn't work so great.
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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