): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
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Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
Listen, this was just a tiny lapse of judgement.
I'm pretty sure that's not a synonym for pregnancy.
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
she fucked me tho cuz it was her cat's birthday. As soon as we were done she just says "ahhh tequila tuesdays"
Oh we will ALWAYS be together. Or I'll have to delete my Facebook altogether. I've drunkenly boobie trapped photos of us into every album. There's no way I'd ever have the patience to go through that deletion process.
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I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
I made him laugh his dick is mine
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