hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
please come you make the beer taste better
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
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she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
I just added 'steal mom's xanax' to my to do list for when I go home for Easter.
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
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If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
I have discovered my latent superpower. If a friend is dating a bi chick they will inevitably try and talk me into a threesome.
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
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