grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
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it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
the new roommate knocked on my door this morning holding a bong in one hand and my dennys leftovers from last night in the other. love this kid. Best student housing placement ever.
He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
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Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
Can you check on Mike in the bathroom. It's been like 20 min.
He's fine. He's just standing at the trash can in line for another beer from the keg. Nbd.
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
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