Please, let me fuck your mom
So A**** bought my story about how my hickey was a bruise from wrestling
on one hand i'm glad that i'm not in trouble...on the other hand i realized that the reason i cheat on her is because she is so stupid
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
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i left him drunk and in the fetal postion in the shower.
was the water running?
yeah but he said he knows how to swim
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
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You drunkenly hook up with 5 people in one night and suddenly everyone tries to party with you.
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
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