Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
i am only reminding you that showing off your fellatio skills on vegetables is probably not an appropriate party trick
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
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Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
The only way that night could have gotten any better would be if a unicorn would descend from the heavens with a nacho bell grande in a bag around its horn beat boxing Hakunah Matata.
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just traded a couple nudes for pizza delivery. Call me lazy, easy, or an entrepreneur, but either way I'll have dominoes in 15 minutes.
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
Hey I know we haven't talked in a while, but I wanted to thank you for those m&ms you bought me for Christmas. Sorry I never got you anything then broke up with you.
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