Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
maybe i would like her more if 99% of her sentences didn't start with "yesterday when i was reading twilight..."
he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
Well, there goes the no drunk sex injuries resolution.
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..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
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He called us the '3 Amigos' and told us if hos ex wife came we had to jump the porch railing and hide in the bushes.
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
The guy that stalks me just looked out his window and saw me in his neighbor's hot tub. Get your shit ready the fraternity wars are starting.
He wore the same cologne as my orthodontist so all I could think about was how I hadn't worn my retainer in months
I miss my teeeeeeeeth. They're in a bag in my hand.
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
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