im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
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I never thought that taking apart multiple age 5 and under puzzles would be part of my house party clean up process.
Yeah, sorry about that. I just couldn't stop.
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
You were in your third change of clothes, and I found you in my driveway passed out with my dog's food bowl. You win.
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
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Carson kissed me on my cold sore before I could stop him so I think I gave my kid herpes. Mom of the year. Just call me MOTY.
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
Fuckin wine wasted last night. Found my pants in the toilet this morning.
Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
"my nose is broken but I'm beer pong champ so it evens out really"
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
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