dude my grandmas the shit. she has a sixth grade education and got hit by a car when she was 18. she cant smell.
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
I forgot it was 4/20. that COMPLETELY explains the 7/11. i was like "that's a lot of white dudes... and they're really into snacking."
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This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
I just got turned down by a drunk fat chick. At my own birthday party. God hates me.
Nothing says I've got my life together like vomiting on the groom and passing out at your youngests sisters wedding
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
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So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
So much Jack, so little girl.
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
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