I'm at work and it's 1:30. I need a beer. is that bad?
Welcome to every minute of my life.
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
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it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
who's idea was it to start the NCAA tournament less than a week after St. Patrick's day? My liver needs time to recover for things like this.
I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
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Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
He offered me free drinks all night if I could beat him in a drinking race. I blacked out after that but just found his credit card in my bra so there's that.
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
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