Whoa Z and x make the same sound
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
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Walking down the street at 11 pm dressed in bubble wrap. Why is the bar so fucking far away??
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
Finally hooked up w/ that yoga instructor chick. Got a little more than I expected. Like a full on bush more than I expected. How do you tell a girl that her bush scares you?
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
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I threw a dessert topping at a baby tonight so drink up! If you stay sober tonight I will be very disappointed in you.
reason #1 why i should never live alone: i haven't put pants on since she left 26 hours ago. and ive made spaghetti 3 times.
I want to get a list going called "D list celebs I've kissed"
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
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