I don't remember. Are we still dating?
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
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Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
A white limo full of drunken 30 something business people pulls up next to me and asks if they can kidnap me until 1030. If I don't make it back tonight, call someone and tell them I died gloriously
I swear god is testing me by giving me awesome guys with tiny penises
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
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I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
Oh my god I need an adult
Wait shit I am an adult
My disney ticket is covered in lube, do you think they will accept it?
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
Our love of vodka is more proof than a maternity test
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
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