im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
there is a baby dancing on the table amidst the smoke of multiple cigarettes. i want to trade lives with that baby.
in the past 3 nights i've fucked a millionaire, a drug dealer and a civil engineer... i dont really have a "type" anymore
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pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
You know it's been a good thanksgiving when you pee all over your own hands.
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Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
I'm shaved like a Brazilian hooker right now.
I have the flu.
I don't give a shit
I just swallowed confetti and motor-boated some guys beard...#happy2015
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
Sorry, Geoff can’t come to his phone right now. He’s outside trying to show his dick to a bachelorette party bus with “DTF” written on the windows
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