It must be a full moon weekend. All of my weird booty calls are coming out of the woodwork. I spent 40 minutes on the phone last night telling one why he is so creepy.
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
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What type of outfit says "I know you slept with my boyfriend before and are also way skinnier than me, but I look better...somehow"
Let's turn this shoulder dislocation into a positive. Come to the hospital, bring some beers, let's party.
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
He keeps telling me he's gonna get me dope for my birthday. 1. HELP ME. 2. HOW IS THAT AN ACCEPTABLE BIRTHDAY PRESENT. Also, please HELP ME.
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Why are there two phone calls to calgary police in my phone and why is there a voicemail from you asking for bail money
I swear to god those aren't related
I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
He came to my Harry Potter marathon wearing a Hogwarts uniform. Of course I fucked him.
I might have been the first person in 2015 to throw up on a yellow cab before climbing in it.
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
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