All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
I will never get the visual of you crying while chewing christmas lights out of my head
The cereal milk was almost black, the bacon was still frozen and the toast was soggy. And that was BEFORE I puked in her lap.
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That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
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I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
It's going to be weird as hell when you have kids. I'll meet them and think "Hi, Did you know that I was almost your dad?"
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
So my step mom just informed me she tells stories about me at work as a form of birth control for the girls that work there, not sure if i should be offended or proud.
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