I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
I just high-fived this girl after she swallowed.
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
so exactly how many freshman chicks did i tell to call me "the tripod"?
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bikini waxes are so much more painful when you know you're not getting laid
I feel like i got beat with a pillowcase full of tequila shots.
dude. i just ate tomato soup with a funnel. we're out of spoon-straws.
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
Where are you? Your parents are here. Their flight got in early.
Trashy Tequila Tuesdays. Have them meet me here @ the bar.
I'm not sending your parents to see you drunk at a gay bar. What kind of boyfriend do you think I am?
A great one. Entertain them i'll be home soon....... I think
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i need to start buying Plan B in bulk and leaving them at the door. I'm really sick of walking to CVS with my one-nighters
The first crop top of the year and you're rocking it in the ER. #ratchet
What is my life?
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
I need you to go into my room and get some pants then bring them and four band aids to Sam's apartment no questions
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
Have you ever looked at someone and thought…oh honey, you're too pretty for an ankle monitor
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