Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
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I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
It took me fifteen minutes to go from puking on my doorstep infront of my old lady neighbor to legit presentable person able to care for children. Bronzing powder and I deserve an award.
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
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these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
Woke up went to work ate beef after three year hiatus shat my pants went to bed
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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