38 yer olds are good kisserssss
She said "You blew my mind last night." and I said "nah, I just blew my load." and her mom heard.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Hangover cure: shower, throw up again, sleep for 4 hours, eat salsa, brush teeth. Good to go.
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I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
Bad news. I baked you a cake and one of my fingernails is missing.
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
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My brother and I have had one conversation in the past like 3 weeks and it was about what it would be like as a sentient butt plug
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
Bitch got stabbed in the eye. With a fork. Wait for it... At church. I was the only one at a party interested in her story. Only in the south
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
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