your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
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I heard porn and smelled bacon cooking. I knew you had to be home.
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
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After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
every Thursday i draw one of my friends names out of a hat to choose who i will drunkenly text all weekend
i think i need to institute a "if your dick has been in my mouth this year i get a xmas present" policy
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
You sent me a very drunk love letter
Was it the one about pterodactyls?
I was disappointed I thought you actually loved me
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