Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
Sex on a kitchen table is not as amazing as they make is seem in the movies.
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
no you cant smoke seaweed
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so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
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Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
You forget how awesome toilet paper is until you have to wipe your ass with a piece of notebook paper...
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
Uber driver offered to have sex with me since I went home solo. - rock bottom
Learn from my mistakes. DO NOT try to steam a garment of clothing while you are wearing it. The burn is not worth the de-wrinkle.
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