Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
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Dude I really need to stop drinking. I chugged a whole bottle of ketchup last night.
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
So guess who got away with telling their girlfriend she's insane multiple times in a Valentine's day card. Yup, this guy.
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Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
A warmed up burrito and jelly beans. The breakfast of champions.
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
You abruptly started screaming because they had and I quote “calamari on the hoof”
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