: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
shhh. i hid the ranch dip behind the rooster. don't tell anyone that way you can find it in the morning and it won't be all eaten.
wrong number but thanks
She's like Mona Lisa when she's intoxicated. No one understands her but they all think she's marvelous
Apparently I was playing rock paper scissors against myself for 2 hours in the bathroom mirror.
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you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
If I can't pick up a cat lady, I probably need to turn to Internet dating.
I asked her to make me water, which in turn meant get me a glass. She handed me a cup of microwaved ice cubes.
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She once gave me sex advice over the phone while intoxicated. So no you don't have the cooler therapist.
Sometimes I'm jealous of turtles because they can just go to their homes whenever they want by putting their heads in their bodies.
How high are you?
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
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