Girl just texted me a pic of her boobs with the caption "don't think I'm a whore"
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
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How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
Thou shall not celebrate other people's birthdays as if they were thy own
Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
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He stumbled out of the bar bathroom at 3:30 am with his jeans unzipped and his dick hanging out - it was the physical manifestation of "blackout with your cock out"
I ran into my parents house and stole a bottle of vodka last night...Apparently left them a note that read "DRUNK. TOOK VODKA. BRING MORE."
I asked for my Beats earbuds back and he sent me a pic of them tied around his penis. Now I miss both my great ear buds and his great dick
You put on some guys Birkenstocks that were abandoned on the dance floor overtop of your flats. Then ran out of the bar high gives the bouncer and said "look at my new kicks" then he was like woah wait a minute someone is missing those and made you return them. You were very upset
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
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