garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
I feel like my life has just been one 21 year long episode of "i shouldn't be alive"
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
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You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
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My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
Well, I hope you're having fun. I'm just gonna lay here and wait for death - shouldn't be long now.
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
I'm about 40% drunk. You know, not drunk enough to light the bar on fire, but drunk enough to let the cougar hit on me.
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