quit re-tweeting John McCain's tweets
dinner is belligerent. she just poured the rest of the pitcher of margaritas into a take home box. people are staring.
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
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I fell asleep on the air hockey table and someone turned it on, scariest shit ever when you're that fucked up
This is why I need to move out...so my naked vomit covered walk of shames to the bathroom are only witnessed by one other person who is equally as pathetic as me and the cat
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
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Look. If you get me out of this speeding ticket you can bang my sister. Or my mom. But not both.
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
They don't really make a "hey I'm fucking your ex wife" card do they ?
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