our cab driver is having phone sex.
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
you know that dress I got margarita and puke on? yeah, just returned it.
organizing the empties. That sober.
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I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
So I hooked up with a guy with a mustache and woke up on a dragon futon underneath a dragon yin-tang tapestry... My life is spiraling in a weird way.
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Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
I had a glass of wine for breakfast. It's gonna be a rough week.
She couldn't understand why my walking in on her 70 year old parents ruined any chance of a boner for at least an hour. I think she's too slow for me to fornicate with.
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
I woke up in bed spooning a vacuum cleaner
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