is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
Woke up to a bouquet of flowers in my toilet bowl. Drunk hubby loves me.
I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
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I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
I have vodka soaked strawberries. My latest tarot card reading hinted at a lesbian/bisexual coming out. I doubt I survive the night.
I would lick a homeless mans crack teeth for a cup of coffee right now.
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He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
I can't remember if I puked before or after the shots of absinthe. Or why I thought shots of absinthe was a good idea.
You kidnapped her dog. I don't care that you and the dog are epic bros, that's just not cool. Return him.
Just had an oven catch fire while I was balls deep. Fire department came, I did not.
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