Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
explain to me why "crisis hotline lolz" is in my contacts?
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
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The sign in front of ihop says "designated drivers get half off their order"
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
It's like eating cereal and milk but instead of cereal it's gummy bears and instead of milk it's vodka.
Leaving the phone at home last night was the best decision I ever made.... Though I still managed to text her and now I have 2 phones...
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No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
He answered his phone while he was eating me out and proceeded to yell at his wife for interrupting lunch...impressed or rock bottom?
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
:(. i have vodka in a fire extinguisher. that solves all problems. except fires. it would actually make that worse.
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