Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
i woke up, turned over, and noticed an assortment of knives stuck in my wall. i should prob stop drinking
I just made what I can safely estimate to be a 900 calorie pb&j. Fuck a serving size.
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
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Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
I can't believe I am actually paying for a night in a hotel for my parents so I can throw a party the night before Christmas Eve. I also can't believe they think it's their Christmas present.
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
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Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
What kind of scumbag goes to a baby's 1st birthday party with a black eye? This kind. Me. I'm disgraceful.
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
He asked me if I want to play Uber Driver, is this some new sex game or is he drunk and asking for a ride home?
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