I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
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I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
The engagement ring savings account is now the strippers and gin savings account. What are you doing tonight?
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So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
Xanax and an ambien. And wine. I'm just waiting for mouth to mouth from some hot EMT. Sort of like the slutty girls version of sleeping beauty
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
I tried saying sorry but instead I puked down her shirt and tried to clean it up... Now I have a bruise on my forehead. good news, before she left she wrote her number on my stomach with sharpie
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