Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
Theres someone in the car behind me eating corn on the cob & talking on the phone
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
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Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
The last thing I remember is funneling tequila out of a pink noodle.
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
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Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
I'm like a magical alcohol dispenser. I pulled this kahlua out of my vagina.
NoShamevember. You game?
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
So the revenge porn my ex posted just resulted in a contract with a gay porn company. I'm going to make $8,000 this weekend. That would a breakup checkmate. Are you joining me in the legislative committee hearing tomorrow?
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